omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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