Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
God, I missed his penis.
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