I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
This girl is more easily done than said...
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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