You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
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I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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