fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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