it's not cheating when I paid for it
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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