Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
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Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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