How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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