i already hear my dad disowning me
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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