I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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