Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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