Have you finally orgasmed yet?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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