there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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