I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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