talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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