Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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