Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
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Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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