No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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