It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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