Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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