I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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