i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
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just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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