he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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