Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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