Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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