I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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