Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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