If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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