Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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