im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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