I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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