i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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