Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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