Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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