I just made out with a guy for $7.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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