I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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