Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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