I'm jealous of your bromance
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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