so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
there is glitter all over my balls
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