Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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