Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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