belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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