Well douche your snatch and let's go!
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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