I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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