your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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