Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Randomize