And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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