My nipple is on Facebook.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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