id be glad to
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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