I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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